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conquering the world one day at a time

totallyfubar:

andinstantlyifellinlove:

totallyfubar:

That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense

Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything